One of the sources I consulted for Follow the Letter referenced a town with an alphabetical street grid with one extra street. They named the street Ampersand instead of beginning a new sequence, although technically Ampersand did begin with an A as long as it wasn’t explicitly rendered as “&” on the street sign. I’ll never know because I couldn’t find it. The story may have been apocryphal. [UPDATE: it may be Little Rock, Arkansas (map)]
However, during the search I did uncover several ampersand geographic features in the far northern reaches of New York State within the Adirondack Mountains (map).
These included Ampersand Lake, Ampersand Mountain (a very popular hiking destination), Ampersand Bay, Ampersand Brook, Little Ampersand Pond, and several roads. The town of Saranac Lake included an Ampersand Avenue, as an example.
The whole amalgam sprang from Ampersand Brook which was alleged to resemble “&”. I examined the maps and concluded that the name involved a bit of poetic license. It didn’t twist nearly as much as many other mountain streams I’ve observed. Even so I appreciated a creative description and wondered if places elsewhere took the form of punctuation marks.
Well of course they did
Some examples included:
Comma
I traveled vicariously to my favorite Canadian geo-oddity hotspot, Newfoundland and Labrador, where I discovered Comma Island. It seemed to be located pretty much in the middle of nowhere, and closest to the tiny Inuit town of Hopedale. I couldn’t determine any obvious reason for the name. It didn’t particularly resemble “,” in my mind. It probably came closer to “/” so Slash Island might have been a better description. There were so many islands in the area that maybe early explorers simply ran out of choices. I’m sure Comma Island was easier to remember than its neighbor, Iglosoaktaligarsuk Island.
Period and Hyphen
That was a typical story. Geographic features may or may not resemble the punctuation marks bearing their names. I thought Period might commonly represent something geographically small and round, however it turned out to be quite rare. Period Pond in Maryland was the only true example (map) and it certainly did not resemble the suggested shape. Hyphen Gulch (map) in Alaska’s Talkeetna Mountains came a little closer to the mark although one could argue that Dash Gulch or even Backslash Gulch might have been more appropriate. I’m such a nitpicker.
Percent
Percent was rather more common. I preferred One Hundred Percent Playground in Brooklyn, NY (map), which I’ll note was set within the Brooklyn Alphabet Avenues. As the City of New York Parks & Recreation explained,
“Shakespeare once asked, ‘What’s in a name?’ In the case of parks, a name often reflects the history of the place and the spirit of the time when the park was named. Some derive their name from a previous owner of the property, others from local streets. 100% Playground, received its name from its location on East 100th Street in Brooklyn.”
An online review of 100% playground described it as, “Cool place its alarming at times but very chill atmosphere.” Alarming and chill. I think I’d prefer simply chill.
The Worst Use of Punctuation
*** Immaturity warning — those in the audience with good sense and discerning tastes should probably stop reading right about now ***
Obviously a lot of mischief presented itself with Colon (punctuation) versus Colon (anatomy). The Geographic Names Information System didn’t disappoint either, with several Colons to select amongst, as represented by multiple populated Colons each with its own unique features. Many people built their homes in Colons.
- Colon, Michigan (map): More than three thousand people live in Michigan’s Colon. It’s alleged the town was named for the shape of nearby Palmer Lake, which in my mind resembled the anatomical feature. There were two smaller ponds that resembled the punctuation mark so I’m hoping those were the actual inspiration. Colon also billed itself as a magical place. The Magic Capital News featured Colon Videos and Colon Services!
- Colon, North Carolina (map): This didn’t appear to be much more than a crossroads. However it did offer an opportunity to stroll down Colon’s Memory Lane.
- Colon, Nebraska (map): One can find a Colon Elevator here. Also Colon visitors can grab a meal at a local Bar & Grill.
- Colon, Pennsylvania (map): Only the Pennsylvania Colon showed any signs of dignity. The state seemed to have cleansed its Colon and effectively wiped it from the map; no signs of it existed.
My favorite had to be Georgia’s Colon because it was located in Clinch County (map). That made it a Clinch’ed Colon.
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