Why? Because. Why Not? I dunno. It’s a puzzle. It’s a riddle.
I unearthed an Enigma and I discovered a Paradox. Then I decided to have a little fun with a few more place names along a similar vein. Many of them defied explanation and remained enigmatic. They can still be enjoyed simply for their unusual names.
Why?
Why? Good question. That’s exactly what I wondered when I encountered the Town of Why in Arizona (map). Search engines did their best to answer the query often in unexpected ways. One branch led to the website why.az which dealt with the question generically rather than leading to the town specifically. I parsed the source code just because I was curious and found a comment hidden within: “Why did we do it? Why the hell not?“
That was cute although it didn’t answer the question. Wikipedia tried its best albeit without any attribution or source citation. The explanation may or may not be true.
“The unusual name of the town comes from the fact that the two major highways, State Routes 85 and 86, originally intersected in a Y-intersection. At the time of its naming, Arizona law required all city names to have at least three letters, so the town’s founders named the town “Why” as opposed to simply calling it ‘Y.’”
Why? Because
The Thousand Islands on the Saint Lawrence River between Canada and the United States had a problem — not withstanding that there were actually 1,864 islands — no, it was a problem with naming. How could the experts come up with 1,000, uh 1,864, different names? I’m certain that’s the only reasonable explanation for Why Island and Because Island located adjacent to each other in Ontario.
Well, technically they’re only near the thousand islands not amongst them although they’re close enough. Go ahead and try to come up with an intelligent list of almost two thousand different anythings. I know I’d be throwing out garbage names after a few hundred, with Why and Because probably being some of the better ones. The 1,864th island would probably be something like Mutant Jello Island.
I also wanted to know why there were actually two Why Islands. Maybe the middle portion washed away. Maybe those responsible for naming them thought they could slip one by.
Why Not?
I actually found a Why Not Mountain in British Columbia although Whynott’s Settlement in Nova Scotia fascinated me a little more because of its unusual spelling. I never found anything about the village other than it had a wind turbine.
Internet sleuthing determined that Whynott was a surname so apparently the village was named for a pioneer that moved to the area long ago. Nearby I spotted Whynacht Road (map), a variation on the surname. Nacht was a German word that translated into English as “night.” The word “why” didn’t translate into anything and I don’t know why. Anyone speak German? or was it Dutch?
I Dunno
I dunno why Oregon’s Collawash River had a tributary named Dunno Creek. Insert your own speculation here.
It’s a puzzle
Yes, Puzzletown, Pennsylvania was a puzzle, primarily because I’m still puzzled by how it acquired its name. I researched as close to an original source as I could find, the History of Huntingdon and Blair Counties, Pennsylvania, 1883 and it included an entry on Puzzletown. All it said was, “About the year 1840 a man named Baird or Beard established the town of Puzzletown or Poplar Run post office and sold village lots afterwards.” It was like everyone a generation later already took the name for granted, and either understood some obvious explanation or they simply didn’t care.
There’s not truth to the rumor that Puzzletown, Pennsylvania inspired Richard Scarry’s Puzzletown. Actually I don’t know if that’s true or not. I made it up. Maybe it did.
It’s a riddle
Riddle as a surname was more common than Whynott (for instance). I had no doubt that I’d find a riddle. It was only a matter of discovering the most significant occurrence. I propose Riddle, Oregon with 1,200 residents as a likely candidate (map). According to the town history, [link no longer works] “Riddle was founded in 1893 by John B. Riddle. John named the city for his ancestors, the William H. Riddle family from Springfield, Illinois who settled on one of thirteen land claims that were made available in the Cow Creek Valley in 1851.” Right. He named it for his ancestors who just happened to have the same name. I’m sure it was a complete coincidence.
Riddle solved.
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