Order in the Court

“Court” is one of many common suffixes used to describe streets or roads. It likely derived from a term that referred to an open-air interior space hemmed-in by the walls of a large building such as a castle, as in a courtyard. Generally, not always, a road appended with court denotes a very short non-connecting stub that terminates either with a dead end or a cul-de-sac. It mimics a courtyard, an open area surrounded by buildings. This generated all sorts of opportunities for creativity or mischief in the minds those naming streets in residential areas.


Supreme Court

The possibilities revealed themselves to me when I first spotted Supreme Court, a suburban street in Maryland as opposed to the nation’s highest court found in nearby Washington, DC that’s defined in Article III of the Constitution. Indeed, “15 Supreme Ct., Gaithersburg, MD 20878” was a legitimate United States Postal Service address. I suppose that the developer thought it might be clever for residents to say they spent their days at the Supreme Court. They’re certainly better off than their neighbors stuck on the less prestigious Circuit Ct., one block over.

United States Supreme Court - 8 seats. Photo by Al_HikesAZ; (CC BY-NC 2.0)
Meanwhile, at the actual U.S. Supreme Court

I observed that Supreme Court was a far more common street name than I’d ever imagined as I conducted my judicial review. I found instances scattered practically everywhere throughout the United States and well beyond. Clearly real estate speculators designing these suburban tracts were not nearly as witty as they’d imagined themselves. While Supreme Court was most common — after all it’s the top of the heap and has such a powerful name — that didn’t stop references to other courts like the unfortunate Circuit Ct. mentioned above.


Lower Courts

I’ll provide a single example for other court names used in legitimate postal addresses, recognizing that there are many additional occurrences that readers should feel free to pursue on their own. Unfortunately an exhaustive list would take days:

  • Superior Court: 4125 Superior Ct., Los Angeles, CA 90031
  • High Court: 1817 High Ct., Tallahassee, FL 32304
  • Lower Court: 5087 Lower Ct., Hamburg, NY 14075
  • District Court: 1121 District Ct., Auburn, AL
  • Civil Court: 12 Civil Ct., Harlaxton QLD 4350 Australia
  • Family Court: 1726 Family Ct., Marrero, LA 70072
  • Appellate Court: 162 Appellate Ct., Clarksville, TN 37042. This neighborhood had an entire Three Branches of Government theme going on, with streets like Senator Dr., Congressman Dr., and Executive Ave. It bordered a neighborhood with a Robin Hood theme. I can’t help imagining there’s a metaphor there.

Then I noticed Night Court (e.g., 699 Night Ct., Green Bay, WI 54313) which was doubly funny because it was both a type of court and an old television situation comedy from back-in-the-day. It wouldn’t surprise me if the show served as an inspiration for the street name. The appearance and architecture of homes nearby seemed to fall within the approximate era of the show’s run, circa 1984-1992.


Getting Absurd

I decided to take the analogy to its ridiculous extreme. If a completely fictional television show with a courtroom theme could inspire a street name, what about all of the daytime shows with allegedly “real” judges? Sadly, no Judge Judy Ct. existed (yet) or I might need to buy a house there.

However I discovered mapping gold with People’s Court. Imagine living at 28 People’s Ct., Martinsburg, WV 25405. That would be awesome. The People’s Court — for those unfamiliar — was the granddaddy of all binding arbitration reality television shows. It was presided over by Judge Wapner who became a household name during the 1980’s as a result. Actually the show still exists in much the same format as it has since 1981, albeit with a new cast. I had no idea. I’d assumed it would have faded away like Pac-Man, leg warmers and A Flock of Seagulls haircuts.

I was less successful with other courts: no traffic courts; no divorce courts; no courts of public opinion; and no small claims courts either (although I did find a Small Claims Place in Georgetown, California, accessed from the inexplicably-named Spanish Dry Diggins Rd. — I’m going to guess both were derived from nearby mining activities rather than any judicial reference).


Turning to Sports

Volleyball Ct. Street Sign via Google Maps screen capture, Mishawaka, Indiana,USA; October 2011

Then events took an even more bizarre turn. The general construct of a courtyard also lends itself to several sports-related playing areas. Again, numerous examples existed for each type. The following are all real postal addresses. I feel sorry for anyone who has to live on them though.

I couldn’t find any roads named Basketball Ct., which surprised me a little. There are multiple Badminton Courts but not a single Basketball Court?!? Clearly, this is a missed opportunity. Land speculators, are you listening?


Let’s Not Forget Royalty!

Courts can also refer to royalty, and true to form there were numerous Royal Courts (e.g., 1198 Royal Ct., West Linn, OR 97068). My favorite of the bunch was King Arthur’s Court, a frequently occurring theme (e.g., 13 King Arthur’s Ct., Attleboro, MA 02703)

Emboldened, I even attempted to find Court used as a verb, meaning to seek one’s affection or to pursue someone for dating or marriage. I found no instances of Publicly Ct., Boldly Ct., Openly Ct., or Secretly Ct. I’m certain there must have been an instance out there somewhere that I overlooked. The difficulty for this search centered on finding a street name that could double as an adverb. Discover one of those, put a map link in a comment and I’ll be truly impressed.


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7 responses to “Order in the Court”

  1. Glenn Avatar
    Glenn

    There’s a “Square Circle” in my town (http://goo.gl/maps/V12Pb), and another one here: http://goo.gl/maps/UF2ra

  2. Bill Harris Avatar
    Bill Harris

    There are also several Kangaroo Courts, inlcuidng:

    One in Raleigh, NC:
    http://goo.gl/maps/EVbsf

    Another in Bushkill, PA:
    http://goo.gl/maps/9JGy8

    Also in Antioch, CA:
    http://goo.gl/maps/3zLB2

    And in Columbia, MO:
    http://goo.gl/maps/UynZW

  3. David Kozina Avatar
    David Kozina

    Near Kangaroo Court in Antioch is a nice Mink Ct.

  4. Fritz Keppler Avatar
    Fritz Keppler

    Not a street, but I expect you’ve heard of the basketball playing area in the Supreme Court gym on the 5th and topmost floor of the building, which is indeed the highest court in the land.

  5. Bill Harris Avatar
    Bill Harris

    I also got a kick out of the appropriately named “Long Drive” which leads to baseball legend Cal Ripken’s stadium complex in his hometown of Aberdeen, Maryland:

    http://goo.gl/maps/LBD5g

  6. Bill Harris Avatar
    Bill Harris

    And in a somewhat synchronous merging of two recent topics, there was an internet news report today about two Star Trek themed courts in Sacramento:

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/corner-klingon-romulan-courts-suburban-sacramento-165058276.html

  7. Joshua D Avatar
    Joshua D

    I have friends who moved to Tennis Court, Brooklyn a couple of years ago.
    http://goo.gl/maps/ic7Fj

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