The Visual Genius of Dave Oswald

Dave Oswald isn’t a household name but he should be for aficionados of larger-than-life roadside sculptures. Mr. Oswald is the owner and proprietor of DWO Fiberglass of Sparta, Wisconsin (formerly of F.A.S.T Korp of the same town). He has been constructing these masterpieces along highways and byways since 1962, bringing joy to viewers across the Midwest and beyond.

I first became aware of Dave Oswald’s handiwork as I researched my 2009 Thanksgiving article. He constructed the renowned Big Tom the Turkey of Frazee, Minnesota (map).

World's Largest Turkey. Photo by Meg J., (CC BY-NC-ND 2.0)

I love roadside attractions. They represent the hopes, dreams and pride of communities seeking to differentiate themselves from an increasingly homogeneous world. They deliver uniqueness of size, scale, color and form to an otherwise bland landscape.

So these small rural towns may not have all the amenities and nightlife of a place like Manhattan, but Manhattan will never be able to lay claim to the World’s Largest Fiberglass Turkey, or more properly, to the world-class poultry industry the sculpture represents.

Indeed. Visitors come from far-and-wide to view these attractions, and maybe leave behind a little extra cash at a local restaurant or filling station. I know, I’d stop in a heartbeat for something like this. The rest of my family, well, not so much. One must have a discerning palate to appreciate artwork of this grandeur.

Dave Oswald, then, is a virtuoso of giant lifelike outdoor fiberglass as he churns-out masterpiece after masterpiece from his factory in rural Wisconsin. I’ve tracked down several sculptures from his portfolio in a variety of locations.


Salem Sue, The World’s Largest Holstein Cow

Salem Sue. Photo by Jasperdo; (CC BY-NC-ND 2.0)

The Lions Club of New Salem, North Dakota commissioned Salem Sue in 1974. She cuts an impressive figure atop School Hill high above town and along approaching Interstate 94 (map). She has otherworldly dimensions too: 38 feet tall, 50 feet long and 12,000 pounds! Now, that’s one large Holstein. One might say it’s even World-class large.


The Big Musky

The world's largest fiberglass muskie. Photo by BobbyLight; (CC BY 2.0)

A giant fish delivers a crown jewel to the “Shrine to Anglers” at the Fresh Water Fishing Hall of Fame in Hayward, Wisconsin (map). A musky, or more properly a Muskellunge, is a challenging trophy fish found throughout the Great Lakes region of the United States and Canada. It’s the perfect gigantic fish to adorn a museum dedicated to sports fishermen.

The Big Musky stretches mightily in every respect along its 145 foot length. It’s so large that 20 people can fit within its open jaws, an enticing possibility since the hollow frame contains a stairwell leading up to a viewing platform in its mouth. Visitors can imagine themselves as bait. This is a roadside attraction of the highest order. It doesn’t get much better than this.


Wahpper, the World’s Largest Catfish

"Wahpper" the World's Largest Catfish. Photo by Jimmy Emerson, DVM; (CC BY-NC-ND 2.0)

The Wahpper sits in Wahpeton, North Dakota (map). The town designed it to attract anglers to some of the best catfishing waters of the Upper Midwest. Not only is the sculpture impressive in scale but it’s a pun. The name playfully combines the size of the fish (a whopper) and the name of the town (Wahpeton).

It’s reputed to be the world’s largest catfish artwork. That seems plausible considering its dimensions: 40 feet long and 12 feet high. Plus the Internet says it’s “true” and who am I to doubt the veracity of such a trustworthy source? Actually, I’m just too lazy to verity it.

I’m doubly impressed that the Wahpper resides along the Red River of the North, a well-known and highly regarded geo-anomaly. This river drains to Hudson Bay in Canada, and is one of few places in the Lower 48 located above the “Northern Continental Divide.” The river flows practically due north as it leaves the United States.


Sunny the Sunfish

Giant Sunfish. Photo by Dave; (CC BY-NC 2.0)

Sunny the Sunfish is an ambassador of sorts to visitors of Onalaska, Wisconsin (map). He graces a roadside pull-out and pocket park as travelers approach town from the north.

I’ve included Sunny because he’s the one I regret the most. I traveled within a mile of him during my trip along the Great River Road last summer but I didn’t know he existed at the time. Another lost opportunity.

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2 responses to “The Visual Genius of Dave Oswald”

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    Greg

    Also, the (unnamed?) bull of Gilboa, OH.

  2. henrylow Avatar
    henrylow

    Often we forget the little guy, the SMB, in our discussions of the comings and goings of the Internet marketing industry. Sure there are times like this when a report surfaces talking about their issues and concerns but, for the most part, we like to talk about big brands and how they do the Internet marketing thing well or not so well.

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